So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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