Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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