This is not my ceiling
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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