shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
