It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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