Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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