Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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