She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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