Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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