No, you can still breathe under the balls.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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