Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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