Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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