ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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