The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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