So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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