Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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