The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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