I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize