what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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