she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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