She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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