...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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