Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You ate ashes out of my bong
we're so committed to being not committed
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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