i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize
