There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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