i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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