well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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