That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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