Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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