bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
false alarm, still single
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