You made me cry and you don't even care
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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