He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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