so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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