i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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