The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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