Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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