guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
