my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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