Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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