do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it glows. i had to have it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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