At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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