Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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