My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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