I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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