How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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