So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
