Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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