I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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