Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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