Dual....:-)
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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