as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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