do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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