we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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