Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize
