I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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