but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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