That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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