I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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